Thursday, July 12, 2007

If There Ever Was A Draft... / Funny Monkey

Not that the odds of this are completely zero, but if the country ever went to war with a country, and called for a draft, you bet your ass they'd have to drag me out of my home to get me to fight in their ill forsaken war.

You've got Bush (and the government) to blame for my lack of patriotism.

Speaking of Bush, after he is out of office, a game show should be made with him as the star. It'll be him, and a bunch of news reporters giving him questions, and the contestant has to press a big red button whenever Bush dodges an important question with meaningless rehearsed generic answers.

That poor poor button...

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