Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Picture Perfect: A Response to Bush's last State of the Union address

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Obamania: Obama Wins South Carolina's Primary


With less than 2% of the precincts reporting, CNN and other political news hounds, have declared Barack Obama winner of South Carolina's Democratic primary.

Obama has crushed Clinton with near 50% of the vote so far.

Smile, Obama, you earned it...

Monday, January 21, 2008

America and the Great Economic Collapse

Sooner than later the title above could become a reality. While I'm not an avid watcher of the stock market, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has not been doing so well, dropping like a rock recently.

Today was Europe's Black Monday with overseas markets taking huge hits.

Tomorrow may very well be our newest Black Tuesday, with DJI futures trading at or below a 500 point loss.

Time will tell...

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GO BIG BLUE!!!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Video: My Girlfriend Nicole Gets Violated By My Little Cousin Erik

Look closely, you might see me!

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Chelsea's Brithday Present From Mother Nature?

Firstly, for those of you who don't know, Chelsea is my sister.

Her birthday is this weekend and I know she's a snow-lover just like me.




This is a Before-After of the last two model runs.

If this trends more west, we could be looking at the Blizzard of '08. Of course, if there is no storm this Saturday (19th), temperatures in NYC will be in the 20s for highs on Sunday (20th).

Yes, the last storm was a bust, and I hope this one isn't.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Jon to Old Man Winter: "Took ya long enough..."

410 PM EST SAT JAN 12 2008

...WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY EVENING THROUGH
MONDAY MORNING...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN UPTON HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM
WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY EVENING THROUGH MONDAY
MORNING.

SNOW IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN SUNDAY EVENING AND INCREASE IN
INTENSITY SUNDAY NIGHT. THE SNOW MAY BE HEAVY AT TIMES LATE
SUNDAY NIGHT INTO EARLY MONDAY BEFORE TAPERING OFF MONDAY
AFTERNOON. THERE IS THE POTENTIAL FOR 6 TO 12 INCHES OF SNOWFALL
BY THE TIME THE SNOW ENDS. THERE IS STILL SOME UNCERTAINTY AS TO
THE SNOW AMOUNTS...DEPENDING ON THE TRACK THE STORM TAKES.

A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT
SNOW...SLEET...OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL.
CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.

STAY TUNED TO NOAA ALL HAZARDS WEATHER RADIO OR VISIT OUR WEB
SITE AT WEATHER.GOV/NYC FOR FURTHER DETAILS AND UPDATES.

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Sunday, January 6, 2008

My Philosophical Argument Regarding Homosexuality

The "Homosexuality is a choice" Argument

(1) According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans need sexual intimacy.

(2) If humans need sexual intimacy, then they will attempt to fulfill that need.

(3) If they will attempt to fulfill that need, then they will pursue the gender that they perceive to be the correct gender for them to gain sexual intimacy.

(4) Therefore, humans will pursue the gender that they perceive to be the correct gender for them to gain sexual intimacy.

(5) Sexual intimacy is nothing without some sort of received pleasure (mental, emotional, or physical).

(6) If (5) and the first gender pursued does not give pleasure, then the first gender does not fulfill the need for sexual intimacy.

(7) If the first gender does not fulfill the need for sexual intimacy, then the individual in question must pursue the next available gender.

(8) Depending on the individual, one gender is either the same sex or the opposite sex of the individual.

(9) If the failed gender was the opposite gender of the individual, then the individual must pursue what may very well be a human of the same sex to fulfill the need for sexual intimacy.

(10) If the individual must pursue what may very well be a human of the same sex to fulfill the need for sexual intimacy, then homosexuality is a choice.

Therefore, homosexuality is a choice.

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In other words:

Suppose a girl named "Femme" (bear with me) is looking for a suitable male in an attempt to gain pleasure from (sexual) intimacy. So far, every male that she's been intimate with does not fulfill that need, that is, she gains no form of pleasure whatsoever and therefore gains no (sexual) intimacy.

One day, "Femme" experiments with a female friend of hers. This experimentation, being pleasurable, convinces her into searching for other females in that it may bring more pleasure and with that, sexual intimacy. "Femme" succeeds in finding another female with the same goal of (sexual) intimacy in mind.

In the end, "Femme" is now considered a lesbian, a homosexual, and it was her choice to pursue the same sex and to become a homosexual.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

OBAMANIA!!!

First Iowa, then the White House!



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This isn't a surprise. Everyone knows black guys have the biggest caucuses.

Bolt Action with a Twist of Shattered Plastic

I laid the Tic-Tac box upright at the head of my bed. I made sure it was leaning on the pillow I had put behind it to make sure and mess was contained in one spot.

I loaded the magazine. I pulled back on the bolt which sets up my bullet. I aimed. I fired.